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Kenny 'Dalglish' Senior
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Vital statistics
Position General
Born Unknown
A.K.A. Kenny
Spouse Unknown

Kenny 'Dalglish' Senior, simply known as Kenny, was a member of staff at the Phoenix Club, although his role is not specified.

Kenny's reputation Edit

Kenny was a known liar who often made up elaborate tales of how he met certain celebrities or how he ended up in bizarre or near-impossible situations. Some examples of these would be waking up in bed next to Bonnie Langford or him playing swingball in Pwllheli with Robert De Niro.

Some of his statements are left unanswered, leaving a possibility for them to be true. Such statements would be during a conversation with Keith Lard, in which he refers to his days as a firefighter in Mexico. Keith then challenges him to speak Spanish, after which Kenny speaks fluently. Although no-one heard him speak it, it is left unclear as to whether this story could be true.

Kenny "Dalglish" Edit

Kenny Dalglish is actually the name of a British footballer. Why 'Dalglish' is used as a middle name is unknown, as is the use of 'Senior'. Due to the age of both Kennys, it is impossible for "Kenny Senior" to be of any parental relationship to the footballer, alluding to yet another lie.

Quotes Edit

  • I roll over and guess who's lying next to me? Bonny Langford!
  • I'm very friendly with the SAS.

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