Armchair Super Store was the shopping channel watched by the staff at the Phoenix Club. The telephone number for Armchair Super Store was 08081 570989.
- Spray Maine - a spray-on hair product, bought by Paddy.
- Divers Watch - a watch with a light that could work underwater and that measured your oxygen, bought by Max and Kenny Senior.
- Piagra - a chewing gum that apparently had the same effect as viagra and that lasted up to six hours, bought by Paddy. The chewing gum came in three flavours: aniseed, spearmint and lindiment. Paddy said that the chewing gum had no effects upon trying it.
- Tantasy - a tan aide from South America with the slogan "Tanning with Tantasy isn't a fantasy."
- Invader 2000 - a car alarm system, which enabled the buyer to prerecord their own alarm. It was bought by Max for his own car.
Resident experts Edit
- Baz Hastings - expert on Spray Maine, Piagra and the Tantasy.
- John Lennon - expert on the Divers Watch and Invader 2000.